#whinersmanifesto

  • We believe everyone has a right to be free and to say what they want to say but, if it's hurtful, then we feel the "hurt" should reflect back on the person doing the hurting
     
  • We believe Oswald probably acted alone in killing JFK but we think it's time the whole truth came out
     
  • We believe when times get tough and finances are an issue, then all employees should share the pain equally 
     
  • We believe The Beatles were the best band ever 
     
  • We believe politicians should worry less about perks and more about earning them
     
  • We believe the Toronto Maple Leafs will never win another Stanley Cup in our lifetime but they will win another Stanley Cup
     
  • We believe guns kill people and should be manufactured to shoot the shooter (see JFK above and hurtful above)
     
  • We believe transfats are bad (until we are told differently)
     
  • We believe that a tax on a tax is morally bad and unethical
     
  • We believe profanity is sometimes healthy
     
  • We believe GOD is a verb
     
  • We believe dogs and cats should be neutered
     
  • We believe laughter is the best medicine and should be available on the shelf instead of over the counter
     
  • We believe impatience is more of a virtue than patience since it gets things done
     
  • We believe life in the fast lane is overrated
     
  • We believe the money spent on the G20 Summit was a waste and should be refunded
     
  • We believe newspapers are good
     
  • We believe in talk radio
     
  • We believe in each other and you
     
  • We believe good taste is better than bad taste
     
  • We believe that good triumphs over evil
     
  • We believe that friends don't let friends drink and drive
     
  • We believe you should always tip a waiter/waitress well for good service but that food staff should be paid better in the first place
     
  • We believe that trust is earned
     
  • We believe that if money is the root of all evil then you shouldn't eat down to the roots
     
  • We believe that women and men are equal 
     
  • We believe Halloween and Valentine's Day should be holidays
     
  • We believe!
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